I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Dick very happy bro
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
How naked do you want me to be?
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