thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
