it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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