I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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I need you to use more vowels.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize