dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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