if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
please come you make the beer taste better
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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