Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Pooping to opera.
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