You just made me feel so damn special
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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