This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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