Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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