when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize
