Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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