UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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