I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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