Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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