I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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