Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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