I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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