i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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