Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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