who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
tell me about the eggs
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