My balls are so social today.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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