She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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