Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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