I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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