I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just want to make out with him forever
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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