we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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