chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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