Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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