I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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