Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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