There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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