I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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