I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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