Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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