If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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