what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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