I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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