It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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