i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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