Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
please don't ironically join a cult
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