True but thats because hes a fetus.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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