so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
