curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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