that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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