Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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