I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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