It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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