i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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