that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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