I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just had sex on a roof
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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