But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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