the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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